Eating Out

A term which i thought meant eating in a restaurant or fast food place but then later found i was wrong....so fucking wrong... Just read the rest of the definitions

We're eating out this saturday, wanna join?

by Mary's Lost Lamb December 14, 2020

Lesbian earrings

The peak of lesbian couture-often abnormally strange and shouldn’t be on someone’s ear
A less suspicious way to tell if a girl is lesbian rather than asking if she listens to girl in red ;)

Lesbian A-well, was she gay....how could you tell?
Lesbian B-Well.......she had fuckin........Stethoscopes on her ears
Lesbian A-it’s the lesbian earrings for me

by Princessbubblegumcum October 25, 2020

binge eating

Eating as much as you can , usually done when one is really depressed and feels empty inside. Binge eating distracts from emotional pain for a short time. This is a real problem and IS NOT occurring just because people have no self control. This is because people are driven to distract themselves from serious emotional stress in their lives. THEY NEED HELP. BE A FRIEND.

After he dumped me, I started binge eating. I ate everything I could find in the cupboard.

by PenguinNoodleSnowCow November 27, 2013

Cov-Earrings

Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.

- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.

- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.

- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.

Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.

by JaneGordon.com May 12, 2020

eating muff

Performing cunnilingus (orally pleasuring a female's genitalia). Often used derogatory, for example as an insult against women, i.e. calling them "muff eaters" implying lesbianism,

"I walked in on my friend eating muff once. He was really chowing it down"

by chasegame June 18, 2016

Douchebag Earring

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.

Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.

by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009

rabbits eating your head

A default state of mind, somewhat like a chosen hallucination, when things get so bad that rabbits eating your head is a beautiful alternative to one’s current reality.

After my third staff meeting of the afternoon, I started to lull myself into the “rabbits eating your head” scenario, just for a little relief.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019