e-tard 

Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.

Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!

e-tard by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

e-tard 

A dumb person one would meet on the internet.

"AOLers are total e-tards."

e-tard by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003

e-tard 

someone who does way too much E.

holy crap! check out that e-tard skank!

e-tard by Megaaaaan February 25, 2008

E-tard 

a person that had to much Ecstasy.

Take roots from retard.

look at that guy with the lightsticks, what a total E-tard!

E-tard by Lydia Bergeron February 10, 2003

e-tard 

1)A stupid dumb person who posts alot of stupid things on forums, sometimes for attention (see attention whore)

2)Someone who spends alot of time online, then is stupid enough to meet up with the people he/she talks to.

"I wish s/he'd stop posting...what an e-tard."

e-tard by Why the fuck should I tell you? August 29, 2004

e-tard 

one who isn't tech savy.

If you can't even send an email, you MUST be an e-tard.

e-tard by Big Rabbit October 17, 2002

E-tard 

an electronic retard, someone who does not understand electronics. Mostly associated with computers and the internet.

"you cant work IE?... gosh your such an e-tard"

E-tard by michael chernucha December 28, 2005