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So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
by Bob November 29, 2003
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Verbal Dyslexia

When you try to say something and you mix the words up or the letters.

Dyslexia with words.

Almost a Tongue Twister
Instead of:

Going outside to have a cigarette.
You say:

Going cigarette to have an outside.

Instead of:

Lets call Jennifer

You say:
Lest call Jeffiner
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Sorry, I have verbal dyslexia. Always mixing up my words.
by xSkittlerx October 23, 2010
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insomnia dyslexia

1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.

2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?

ugh.. I meant bird is the word*

Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.

2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
by Joy Rising April 22, 2010
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Dilexia

(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.

To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."

"thats because he has Dilexia"

"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007
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Dyslexia

A neurological disorder which makes a person struggle to read and write.
Dyslexics are often creative, funny, resorceful, helpful and sensitive. They are often cautious when making freinds/with friends or with in relationships as they are scared of being hurt or left. They are also very smart. They have good recall and understand alot of things. They learn in a fun way with helps the information stay and also means they use different techniques when revising.
They may need extra help reading and copying in class from there peers but are often to afraid to ask so offer to help if they look like they need it. They are also quiet in class as they are afraid of being chosen to read or awnser a question but with there peers that can be loud and confident.
"Hey I know you have dyslexia, do you need any help with this?"
"I think I'm OK but thanks"
"ok if you need help though just ask"
"thanks"
by S_y.m February 20, 2019
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cyber-dyslexia

It is the same as regular dyslexia, but you are doing it on the computer. Where you have constant typos after trying to correct the first typo.
So i was talking with someone and constantly had cyber-dyslexia cause I am retarded
by Miss Captain Morgan September 5, 2010
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social media dyslexia

A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia

Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. November 11, 2015
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