A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.
As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"
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Bob: So you won $50,000 on that really obscure football game last night?
Dave: Yeah, I was in the zone last night. Dwanman'd the shit out of that game.
Dave: Yeah, I was in the zone last night. Dwanman'd the shit out of that game.
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