Stinky dutchman

When you give you friend a dutch rudder whilst on the toilet hanging a shit !!

Fuck old mate was hammered last night he gave shorty a stinky Dutchman for a couple of smokes ..

by gproz June 16, 2017

Sour Dutchman

When your face runs into someone's booty. This is also true if someone elses face runs into your booty.

Usually by accident.

I leaned over to tie my shoe and I Sour Dutchmaned that kid. Oops.

by Sunless Pants June 15, 2018

running dutchman

the act in which a male holds his friends penis while his friend simutaneously holds his partners penis and the pair uses their free hand to grasp the opposites arm while pumping until achieving mutual ejaculation.

evan and ben could not get girlfriends so they gave each other the running dutchman.

by merlin11 August 15, 2011

Drunken Dutchman

A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.

"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?"

by PirateThePirate September 10, 2020

The Dirty Dutchman

When you stand on a ledge and hold your partner over the ledge(the plank) by their ankles and fuck them in their ass while wearing a pirate hat. When you are pleased you drop them off the ledge(making them walk the plank).

Yo i just gave Laqueesha The Dirty Dutchman.

Man i just Dirty Dutched the shit outta that girl!

by Mjack420 October 14, 2014

Flying Dutchman

A mixed drink made of Captain Morgan and Wave Blue Raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the Flying Dutchman.

Bro 1: "Duuuuudee I just had a flying dutchman!"
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."

by SirDrankALot April 25, 2013

mushy dutchman

a sex act, where you blow your load in the girls ear.
AKA the english earring, or earplugs.

my girl wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so i gave her the mushy dutchman

by mickey elliot January 3, 2008