surprised clown face

where one proceeds to perform cunnilingus upon a woman, with no knowledge of her apparent menstruation. the blood soaks into the persons face staining his or hers mouth red. This causes the appearance of a clown face.

that ho from the bar didn't tell me she was on her rag. i went down on that gravel pit and came up with a surprised clown face.

by stuball85 December 26, 2010

surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob December 4, 2012

Surpriseding

When you fuck up your word

When dumb girls say hey that's surpriseding

by Big dick giles aka russo December 31, 2019

Derprived

When the lack of something turns you stupid AF.

Get your ass over here. It's been so long since someone shat on my chest, I'm feeling derprived enough to fuck my wife.

by Pookie McNoodles December 4, 2020

Disurprised

When you are surprised by an outcome or situation, but intrinsically not surprised at all.

My boss, who says he "values communication", hasn't communicated something vital to everyone in the Project. I'm disurprised!

by corporategirlie October 10, 2023

Surprised

How you feel after you see half the things allowed on this app

The way this app doesn’t have a filter makes me feel surprised

by Commie! December 23, 2023

Surprised

Yeah, that SysAdmin thing will do all sorts of shit it's not supported to.

Hym Iam "Surprised Meg? Me too. I don't know whether or not that worked but I still think I did it wrong. I wanted it to do a broader analysis but the fact that they can excavate supposedly unretrievable data is good. If the second one doesn't go through let me know and redo it with more concise instructions."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2026