Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.

Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"

Dumbfuckalitis by Cjks January 7, 2016

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dumbfuck

dumbfuck: used against people when they're being idiotic at the most obvious things. Can also be used when you're happy and surprised about something or someone .

"Example 1: "YOU DUMBFUCK THATS NOT HOW YOU OPEN A PEPSI CAN
Example 2: "OH MY GODD YOU DUMBFUCKK THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS! I CANT BELIEVE IT.
"Example 3: " YOU STUPID IDOTIC DUMBFUCK THAT WAS MY SISTER YOU RAN OVER

dumbfuck by bunniesarefuckingidiots October 19, 2020

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weast bumblefuck

What the Vipers calls Binghamton

Kaylin muttered under her breath to her team, "holy shit we are in the middle of weast bumblefuck."

weast bumblefuck by Akdbqozb19 July 9, 2017

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dumbfuck juice

A term coined by Twitter in 2018 and later adopted by stan twitter and egirl culture. It’s used as an explanation for some dumb shit a homie might’ve done. A variation on dumb bitch juice.

“Damn, Osvaldo really messed up on November 11th”
“He literally drank dumbfuck juice”

dumbfuck juice by issu3s October 23, 2019

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