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weapons of mass deception

Weapons that dumbfuckers like George W. Bush think other countries have.
There were no WMDs in Iraq so leave the Iraqis alone for God's sake!
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.
"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"
by Jeff May 26, 2004
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Dark Deception

Supreme being in which has reflexs faster then anything in this world. Uses the skill of trickery to fool those who oppose him, and figures out complicated computer errors mentally with in nanoseconds.
Nancy: Hey DD whats 3995 in binary?
Dark Deception: 1111 1001 1011
Nancy: Ok, thanks...

Medal of Honor:
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX: HACKER!!! STOP OWNING ME!!
Box has left the battle.
by Webster September 6, 2003
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17 Years of Deception

It feels like 17 years of deception.

17 years of putting you in such a high pedestal.

spent every moment of the 17 years thinking of you because I wanted everything to work perfectly.

17 years of understanding you just as far as you wanted to be understood, 17 years of believing in you as you would like to believe in yourself.
And as I sat there, brooding on the old, unknown world, I thought of myself wondering when I will first pick out your light at the end of my dock. I had come such a long way to this blue lawn, and my dream must have seemed so close I could hardly fail to grasp it. But what I did not know was that it was already behind me, somewhere in the vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night.

17 years of deception or 7 years of torture and loneliness.

I will never reach out to you although it’s the only thing I ever wanted.
by I still wanna wife u up April 24, 2022
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Romantic Deception

The term romantic deception, coined by Dr. Sally Caldwell, author of the book Romantic Deception: The Six Signs He's Lying, "is the unrestrained misrepresentation of significant facts in the context of an intimate relationship."
Sheila became a victim of romantic deception when she learned the man she'd been dating for six months was actually married to another woman.
by b4ucommit October 20, 2010
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weapons of mass deception

Imaginary weapons used to distract people from the truth.
Bush's weapons of mass deception are killing innocent civilians.
by g July 8, 2003
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Deception

something america (u.s.a.) loves doing
average joe: omg americans finally destroyed those evil terrorists
4-dimensional intellectual: that's what you call Deception.
by Pajcho October 30, 2023
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