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Carribean Jerk Dry Rub

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.
I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.
by Drinking Tom May 30, 2015
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Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub

When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.
Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.

Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022
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Dry Rub

Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.
Dude, I was completely out of hand lotion so I had to just do a dry rub last night!
by BiggTasty September 4, 2021
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Dry rub

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫
Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
#dick
#oral
#will
#josh
#bella
#cum
by KityLover November 14, 2017
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Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021
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Texas Dry Rub

When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices

It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
Yo bro, it's been a long week I can't wait to do a Texas Dry Rub
by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025
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spicey dry rub

When a person cuts and handles spicey peppers and then jerks off a guy.
Susie gave me a jalapeño spicey dry rub last night and I can't stop the burning!
by Bucksack February 4, 2017
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