drunksturbate

To masturbate under the influence of alcohol or alcoholic beverages

After drinking 40's all night, Blake went inside to drunksturbate.

by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010

drunksitter

A person at a party or a bar who stays sober or nearly sober and prevents their drunk friends/guests from doing anything stupid

My friend turned 21 yesterday and I had to be the drunksitter.

by Glenntg July 20, 2008

drunkin donuts

Cops who drink on the job; Cops who pull you over for DUI and THEY've been drinking; Drunken bully police

The University of Nevada, Reno Police Department contains drunkin donuts. One drunkin donut was demoted to patrol officer in 2004 after being arrested for driving drunk in a police vehicle. In October 2006, he was promoted to lieutenant.

Google: unrpd drunk Lt. fired

by CardnlSyn March 8, 2008

Drinkstincts

The instincts associated with drinking or while drinking(drunk). Ex.1: Not spilling your drink while falling over. 2: Catching a knocked over drink before it spills. 3: Making your way home while drunk and not remembering doing it. 4: Accidentally dodging flying objects while drunk. 5: Becoming a professional pool player while drunk. 6: Destroying at beer pong while drunk.

Person 1: Dude, I don't know how I got home last night.
Person 2: Drinkstincts must've kicked in.

My Drinkstincts helped me win 10 games of pool in a row at the bar last night.

My Drinkstincts helped me destroy at beer pong.

My Drinkstincts always ensure that I never spill my beer.

by GazzMan757 May 6, 2018

Drinkatino

A spontaneous call to take part in a drinking session. Anyone may call for a drinkatino and anyone that heeds its call is allowed to partake in the debauchery that follows.

The party has winded down......there are only a few of us remaining with wayyyyyy too many Natty's......DRINKATINO!!!!!!!

by Chip Teeling December 21, 2008

drunkstapose

verb: drunkstaposed, drunkstaposes, drunkstaposing
noun: drunkstaposition

- verb (used with object)
1. To pose for a photograph with someone while inebriated (nb: recollection is optional)
2. To photograph a drunkstaposition

-noun
1. A situation where two or more inebriates pose next to each other for a photograph
2. A photograph of such an occurence

"Man, I thought I didn't know that guy, but then I found a picture of us drunkstaposed, wtf"

by interestedObserver August 20, 2009

Drunkstraction

When a drunk person distracts everyone and is oblivious to what is actually going on.

While teeing up at the tee box on the golf course, everyone was quiet except for the drunkstraction person who was talking loudly and being obnoxious while fumbling for their balls.

by Kymbr August 29, 2010