Dough mixer

The act of fucking anything “doughy” using your hands to knead the surrounding body parts.

A flappy but firm effect.

Soft but firm. Feels like a dough just after its resting stage. Holds a semi strong form although might bounce away with an applause. Usually an age derived bonus. Get it while it’s available

“She had the perfect tits for the dough mixer”

by Titty Chef June 2, 2023

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022

who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

by Cocolastico January 26, 2014

If she wasn't my daughter

"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.

If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump

If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.

by kingshowman October 28, 2016

Dough Bro

A man with a lot of money. A bro with a lot of dough. Yes it is gender specific.

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow some cash?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm pretty broke. Ask John, he's a major dough bro.

by Phish Phace December 7, 2010

boy daughter

A lesbian daughter who looks like a boy

Wow, your boy daughter is handsome

by Super dooper camera man June 5, 2017

Dougherty Valley High School

A school obsessed with grades, AP classes, honor classes, and majority Asian. Football team sucks and never wins, but god damn their badminton team and girls tennis team are on fire! You can walk down the hallway and hear 5 different conversations about classes, particularly AP and honor classes. If you haven't skipped a grade of math at DVHS, you sure as hell better be taking the honors of AP level of your "on level" math class to redeem yourself. Majority of the school is aiming to be a doctor or some kind of engineer. Majority of school hates being at Dougherty, and wishes for a less competitive school. Added bonus, your social status at school is determined by a simple decision: Grades vs Social Life, one puts you in the academic arena with no social life, the other puts you in the social hierarchy practiced by other schools where you will never be accepted as an equal in any AP or honor class by the other academic oriented kids.

Dougherty Valley High School kid: Hey Dougherty is a great school (in mind: not!)
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!

by RaiNal July 14, 2016