Dink water

A glass of liquid that has been used to wash your sink in.

Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.

by Redheadedstepchild12 February 11, 2022

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Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.

-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT

by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021

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still-water drunk

A point in drunkenness where you feel as if you are in completely still water

Jalen looks like he's in a trance dude.
No man he's just still-water drunk

by Kwp58 May 21, 2014

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Water Drunk

Drinking gallon after gallon of water, then the body's blood starts to thin, giving your body and mind the sensation of being drunk, even though it only lasts for a few minutes before it all gets ejected from the body, in more ways than one.

Hey, I heard Tim went to Kingston and got drunk off of alcohol and water.
Nah, he only got water drunk, he went to a water kegger.

by Seventeen Sno April 16, 2008

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Smoke on the Water Drunk

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.

Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk

by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010