didgeridon't

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

by Telephony September 12, 2016

Dirty Didgeridoo

After unprotected anal sex the woman gives the man a blow job.

Guy #1: "Yo Man, Suzie surprised me with a blow job after anal last night"

Guy #2: "They call that a Dirty Didgeridoo"

by Misty Napier June 14, 2010

straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010

didgeridoo

the aboriginal australian instrument made from a eucalyptus tree hollowed out by termites. It is played by vibrated the lips and makes a crazy sound unlike any other instrument. Every one is unique, each coming from a different tree. a technique called circular breathing can be used to play nonstop by taking in air as the player blows into the intrument. sounds like: boioioiaoao oaoboboooao

guy: let me hear that didgeridoo
guy#2: boioiooaooioaio boioaoaioa

by woop70930 September 16, 2005

didgeridouche

a hippie, a person with dreadlocks, one that participates in drum circles, has their baby at home with a midwife, uses a reusable hemp bag at the grocery store, goes to bonnaroo, burning man, rainbow gatherings, listens to widespread panic, string cheese incident, phish, wears birkenstocks & tie dye, attends naropa university, smugly drives a hybrid, smells like patchouli and b.o.

"do you want to go to barton springs? no, if i see another didgeridouche, i'm going to vomit."

by Bloshki October 14, 2006

doidge

A 'doidge' may be defined as a male who prioritises spending time with any female, whether it be a girlfriend, potential girlfriend, wife, or mother, over spending time with his mates. The verb form of such a crime is known as 'doidging' or 'doidging off'.

1) "I invited Irons to the pub tonight, but he's seeing his girlfriend again!"

"He's such a doidge."

2) "Rory's doidging off again rather than coming out with us."

by Led on the Lesh December 26, 2008

slip her a didge

A slang word used as a discription of an act of foreplay in which two or more fingers are slid inside the females dripping mot.

James:"I really don't know if this girl likes me?"

Damo:"Why don't you ask her out for a meal then slip her a didge under the table and see what happens"

James:"I fucking hate you Damo!"

by Dr Obson November 10, 2007