dietzel

a smooth pimp who looooooves the pussy. you'll find him with girls and usually kissing them. and a dietzel usually is the funniest person ever. you should get at him

1: did you see that dietzel! he was soooo dreamy

2: that dietzel has a huge dick! and he can kiss.. hmmm

by hangoverman July 29, 2009

dietzel

A pretzel made out of natural ketchup and filled with cheese. Quite delicious.

Yesterday at the football game, the concession stand was selling dietzels!! I almost peed.

by deetzlover November 10, 2011

dreezed

very ridiculously drunk

natasha zeller's license plate says "dreezed"

by natdogg May 22, 2006

Drezzy

Another name for Dream x Lizzy (or liznia) the best ship out there

"Drezzy is my OTP!"
"You mean Drizzy right?"
"Yea!"

by Liznia November 1, 2020

Dertz

A Dertz is a singular or plural noun (a group of Dertz, a Dertz, the Dertz) meaning someone who interjects into a subject that is irrelevant to themselves.

Scenario One: Off-Duty Dertz

Boss: Hey can someone help me with this?
The Dertz: I would but I am on my break and I am about to go outside.
Boss: Why the hell did you even come over here then? If you aren’t working it obviously doesn’t pertain to you.
The Dertz: But sir-
Boss: Stop being a fucking Dertz

Scenario Two: The Tale of an Ignorant Dertz

Cop: Alright I want whoever tagged this to scrub it off, this area does not count as the skatepark.
Dertz: *approaches scene* I didn’t do that so I ain’t scrubbing
Skaters: Here comes the Dertz
Cop: If you didn’t do it, why did you walk over here?
Dertz: Cuz I wanted to
Cop: Congratulations! You get to clean it up now

by evercreeper July 19, 2021

Dietz Nuts

meat nuts that the company Dietz & Watson made in 1939

Gabe: "Hey Clark! I bought some Dietz Nuts, do you want some Dietz Nuts Clark??"
Clark: "What kind of nuts are they?"
Gabe: "Meat nuts"

by rikaninini April 11, 2022

Dreziujointillacionousisticalvilliation

A situation in which payments are given to friends because an outside entity has threatened to harm the person making the payment. The person does not know and probably will never know that the person threatening him was hired by his friend. The amount payed is usually large, thus the sanction for not paying the money will almost inevitably happe.

I can sense this is going to be one of those dreziujointillacionousisticalvilliation scheme.

by TUR YUI FDOM December 23, 2022