dread merchant

A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.

Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!

by JRob November 7, 2005

dread mohawka

It's when a human breaks out in assholes and shits himself to death

Quick! Take Daniel to the hospital I think he has dread mohawka

by Micahfishes October 16, 2013

Deasoned

To have a request denied repeatedly despite meeting the requirements. Usually used in the past tense for stronger effect. A compound of "DE-nied" for no "rEASON".

"Dude, my application got rejected for a third time. I got Deasoned again."

by capitalk_23 March 5, 2015

Burn my Dread

The song that plays when a depressed protagonist stares out of a train's window, but also a typo because it's actually spelled "Burn my Bread"

"Burn my Dread"
"DuDe Is ThAt A pErSoNa ReFeReNcE????!?!?"

by Mustard Boy June 3, 2021

Deasia

That one girl in your class who's always being that asshole but then she's cool again.

Damn...she act just like Deasia wtf...

by fattynooblife October 15, 2017

dread mahocus

An imaginary disease in which the sufferer breaks out in little assholes. The term can be used either for either a general illness or an illness specific to a certain kind of person.

"It's not Sarah Palin's fault. She has the dread mahocus."

by daisyk January 29, 2010

dreadflection

deflecting some thing with ur dread locks

jade threw a bottle at vella . . vella just dreadflected it away.
it was a heaps good dreadflection

by The Dreadfather December 4, 2007