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a bitch ass nigga. EAZY RULES. eazy e found dre and got him into ruthless which EAZY STARTED with his own money from selling drugs.

aparently theres a big eazy vs. dre war on urban dictionary
EAZY E is way cooler than dre
dre sucks balls and you know it
by ascoijsi August 26, 2005
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eazy e was the reason wy N.W.A. got big. he tha one who payed for the group because no one els could afford it. and Dre is a punk bitch. he aint a real gangsta. wens the last time u seen him dealin. shootn people. plus any nigga wit a gun can bus slugs. but it takes a real killa to stabb someone to death wil starin straight into their eyes...
dre aint nutn but a punk bitch. Eazy was a true rapper and gangsta
by joseph abduel August 30, 2005
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da best rapper eva ahhhhh da cronic 2 a really cool person who takes drugs
yo hay c dat guy over der hes a dre ahhhhhh da cronic
by iluvlesbians January 16, 2005
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the most bomb ass weed that you will ever smoke, one bowl and youll be out of your mind. Courtesy of Ernso.
Yo that bud is some fuckin crap, wait till ernso get more dr dre mang youll be flying.
by Ian Beagan March 4, 2007
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Dr Dre's Beats

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Overpriced crappy plastic headphones. Cost more than $500 yet sound worse than the $100 equivalent. Generally worn by hipsters as a "status symbol" although audiophiles generally laugh at them due to their idiocy. Thought by many to be "the best headphones ever" (Google it!), but they're idiots. Tend to snap in half after about half an hour's use, or stolen by a hipster or #swag #yolo person etc. Frequently copied (badly) by Mr. C. Kwan-Gok-Zhao from China, for the purposes of giving the hipsters the same sound and build quality for $300 less.
"Look at that tool wearing his Dr Dre's Beats, he could have bought some good headphones like sennheisers/B&Ws/Marshalls etc, I bet he thinks they're the best headphones in the world"
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The Dr. Dre Rules

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If a white person hears a rap song featuring the n-word, it isn't considered racist for him to sing along with it so long as the word is part of the song's lyrics, as defined by Chris Rock in his HBO special "Kill The Messenger."
"What are the Dr. Dre Rules? What are the rules when a Dr. Dre song comes on the radio or plays at a club, what is the procedure that goes into effect? Because sometimes I'm with my white friends and a Dr. Dre song comes on and there's a lot of 'niggers' in a Dr. Dre song. And they want to enjoy it, but they can't really enjoy it around me. So they start taking out the 'niggers' or mumbling the 'niggers' and it's just a sad sight to see. It's just sad to see a white person try to do a nigger-less rendition of a Dr. Dre song, it's just fuckin' depressing. And they're trying to rap along without saying 'nigger' and they're like 'Creeping down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause-I-don't-know-what-the fuck-to-say!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a-ha-ha-ha-ha' But I know when I'm not there, they lean into that shit, 'he's not here, turn it up - down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause NIGGER!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a NIGGER ON HIS BACK-AND KILL HIM, I HATE NIGGERS!' 'Hey man, that's not even in the song.' 'I got a little carried away, I'm sorry about that, they should put it in, they really should.' Don't worry white people, get your Dre on; get your Dre on, get your Jay on, get your Kanye on. It's alright, it's all good, it's okay; it's got to be in the song, though." -Chris Rock, "Kill The Messenger.
by stewbeef May 2, 2011
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Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?

Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.

Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.

Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.

Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.

"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!

Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
by unhactagain November 20, 2011
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