Dougie Split

When your share of an even split is only ten percent

My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.

by RatedHComedy July 7, 2022

Dougie Style

To do something better than anyone else, or in a way that seeks to attain the level of perfection that only a bad as mother fucker like Doug can do.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of envy, or to slam back
dougie style, --that is the answer.--"

by Douglas Williams November 21, 2006

doucie

when two fingers, usually the index and middle finger are inserted either into the vagina, or the anus.

i just popped her a doucie.

by byron March 4, 2004

Doofie

The act of being a dufus. Often associated with being dorky or acting like you are five, but in a good way.

Me: "Emily, stop being so doofie!! People will think your five!"

Emily: "Not even!"

Doofster Doofappotimus

by Fellow Doofie May 20, 2010

the dougie

slang termination in texas areas used for penis.

I hit em wit the dougie, hit em from behind.

by jermaine p September 2, 2006

Dougie Downer

In correlation with "Debbie Downer." A term used to describe a male who is being a downer. Also used to define any male possessing any negative traits such as being cheap, anti-social, apprehensive, and downright aggravating to be around. They don't take many risks and they are normally scared to do anything that bends the rules. Someone being a Dougie Downer is someone you can't have any fun with.

Mike, stop being such a Dougie Downer man, you sound like you have a stick up your butt.

by Anti-Downer Regulator July 20, 2010

A Dufie

To go violently apeshit without reason.

Damn, you totally pulled a dufie the other day when you slaughtered that group of nuns.

by Ronaldo Sanchez April 12, 2006