Douchecanoe

Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.

It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with.

Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.

Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!

by Crew Wolfy October 7, 2011

doucheberg

A jewish douchebag.

Man 1: Hey bro, did Jacob call you back

Man 2: No bro

Man 3: Damn, he is such a doucheberg

by syrianman December 19, 2011

Douchebeck

A twitter hash tag used on 8/28/2010 to commemorate Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall.

Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.

The #douchebeck claimed that he wasn't promoting a book, but was "restoring America's honor." Few understood what he meant.

by shoqvalue August 28, 2010

douchepine

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011

Doucheanator

A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.

YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

Douchecon Five

The top level of douchebaggery. The ultimate douche.

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.

by casejake26 August 28, 2009

douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.

“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you”

by bischtiddies February 23, 2019