douchequeer

a gay man who likes to clean out his mangina frequently

z0mg, tom is such a douchequeer

by bfaggot August 4, 2006

Douchekeg

Someone who pisses you off so much you want to punch them in the face, and also resembles a keg of dirty used Douche bags

R & M productions

Your such a Douchekeg.

by Turk6969 July 1, 2007

douchequeen

When someone is being a huge douche and acting like a queen. Or if a girl is being a douche but you don't want to call her a cunt

Dude1: I'm going to get some scented candles for tonight and you have to clean up and stop playing NHL08!
Dude2: Man your being such a goddamn douchequeen!

Girl: You have to clean up this mess or there will be consequences
Dude: (under his breath) Fuckin' douchequeen!

by CINDAHBLOCK November 15, 2007

Douchekerchief

n. : reference to a kuffiyeh/scarf/large handkerchief worn around the neck by a guy who is usually also wearing any combination of a faux hawk, tight t-shirt, skinny jeans and or aviator glasses, etc., i.e. a douchebag… thus douchekerchief.

My bud: That party was cool but what was with that guy with the faux hawk and that thing around his neck?

Me: Oh yeah, the poser with the kuffiyeh or as I like to call it... the douchekerchief… cuz he was totes mcgoat a douchebag.

by Dragoncat14 May 2, 2010

doucheneer

When a group of individuals are being douches, the first to do so is the douchineer.

This all started with Frank. He's the doucheneer!

by ampercule August 14, 2011

doucheuser

one who sticks things up their ass for it’s cleanliness and also for their personal enjoyment. can also be used to target someone who is a douche and and nobody likes because they smell like shit.

“your friend cooper is a real doucheuser!”

by poopisfunnylol August 19, 2019

douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 16, 2021