Someone who is full of themselves; someone who thinks they are smarter than the average.
A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.
A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.
by justlex May 23, 2012
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My boss is such a frigin douchemeister! He made me come in on my day off so he could go golfing!
Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!
Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!
by thejuggernautbitch!!!!!!!! August 6, 2009
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Doucheness
• Douchiness
• Doucheless
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• Douchenese
• doucheyness
• douchness
• Doucheass
• douchemeister
• Doucheneck
by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005
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1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.
1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.
I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.
by Dildhe April 7, 2008
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1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot
2- Mac Woeste
3- see douche
4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister
by I C U P February 28, 2005
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Get the douchiness mug.A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009
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