Doucheweed

A type of inhalant that douchebags are generally smoking when they are being "douchy".

Anti douche: wow you douchebag what are you smoking?
Douche: UHHH IMA DOOOCHHHHBAG
Anti douche: You're probably on doucheweed

by SOME GOALIE YOU KNOW March 9, 2011

douchefecta

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.

Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!

by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012

douchetted

an employee taking advantage of an employer continually

We were douchetted

by AProprietor November 23, 2020

L'eau de doucherie

Self-explanatory- smells like an asshole or douchebag.

L'eau de (cologne) doucherie (douche bag + random French word cherie)

Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"

by T&T'sDictionary March 19, 2023