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douchebaggery

1)The philosophy held by douchebags, holding that no one other than themselves (or perhaps their close associates) matters in the least bit, and thus that other human beings can and should be treated like complete excrement for little or no reason (and often for selfish reasons). Closely related to fascism, which has been practiced by control freaks such as Adolf Hitler.
2)The act of putting this philosophy into practice.
1)Some notable (historical and otherwise) adherents of douchebaggery: Josef Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, George W. Bush, Adolf Hitler, Andrew Jackson, George Lincoln Rockwell, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan
2)Examples of douchebaggery in practice, varying in scope and intensity (in the order of the above adherents): fascism; violent political oppression; winning an election through obvious fraud and subsequently invading Iraq based on admitted lies; the Holocaust; the genocide of the Native Americans; the founding of the American Nazi Party; more violent political oppression; declaring jihad on an entire country and slaughtering 3,000 innocent cubicle workers as part of it; declaring a War on Drugs based largely on the delusion that "every one of those goddamn bastards out to legalize marijuana is a Jew" (direct quote from President Richard Nixon); treating the Constitution and the natural environment as a set of obstacles to be overcome.
by jazzriff October 12, 2005
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douchebaggery

one that wholly encompasses the art of being a douchebag.

one that is so well versed in being a douchebag that he must not have only received formal training from a tenured douchebag, but he is fully qualified to pass on his douchebaggery to those qualified candidates such as the dude with massive crunchy hair product and a rhinestone skull buckle rolling into the club 5 guys deep trying to recruit hot chicks from the line to get in.
douchebag: "yo, check out my mystic, bra" (flexes man boobs one at a time in a rhythmic douchebag dance)

non douchebag: "lose the ed hardy v-neck, find a woven, unbutton no more than two, & kill the sparkle buckle. dude your douchebaggery meter is blowin' up! take it down a notch"
by Fenix Rizing February 16, 2010
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Public Douchebaggery

When someone acts like a douche bag in public they are guilty of the offense "Public Douchebaggery"
Howard got drunk, pulled his pants down and curled one on the dance floor thus committing the ultimate act of Public Douchebaggery.
by wickedpete36 May 30, 2008
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general douchebaggery

The quality of being a douchebag in an unspecified manner.
John: Andrew, why did you punch Todd in the face? What did he do?
Andrew: Nothing, just general douchebaggery.
John: Understood.
by shoelock November 12, 2008
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douchebaggerey

A negative term used to describe someone in the act or acting like a douchebag. The act of being or acting like a douchebag twat dipshit bro
Dude... Do you see that flat rimmed hat wearing Bro shittastic fucktard with the emo pants. That is some serious douchebaggerey right there.
by MARK MACFARLANE July 31, 2007
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Douchebaggery

The act of bearing more than one Boise State University flag on ones vehicle
"Look Douchebaggery!"
"Where!?"
"Over there! The dude with all the flags on his car!"
by Vandalism November 25, 2009
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Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery

The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.
"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."
by JeepGirl09 October 24, 2012
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