by Mike Halk April 28, 2005
Get the DOUCHEASAURUS mug.A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.
Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
by CrownStrawberry June 25, 2015
Get the douchasserk rainbow mug.1.The female version of a douche is a douchess. Particulary a girl that likes particularly douchey guys. However, a girl can be a douchess on her own minus the douchey boyfriend.
2.A royal douchebag; the maximum level of douchebaggery achieved. The term may be used interchangeably to describe both male and female douchebags. Perhaps a gay douche.
2.A royal douchebag; the maximum level of douchebaggery achieved. The term may be used interchangeably to describe both male and female douchebags. Perhaps a gay douche.
Example 1: "Megan is such a douchess... she's always chasing after the most moronic douchebags of guys. I mean... look at that fool... he has frosted tips! I mean... what year is it? 1998?"
Example 2: "Dude... stop being such a douchess! I swear... you're like... on the royal douchebag level. Get away! Scram!"
Example 2: "Dude... stop being such a douchess! I swear... you're like... on the royal douchebag level. Get away! Scram!"
by Stato Reale February 8, 2010
Get the Douchess mug.A mega douche; a douche so big that it shouldn't even exist. The equalivance of a giant TOOL. A giant DOUCHE bag. Oversized idiot.
My boyfriend acts like a doucheasaurus 95% of the time.
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
by GTLBarbie September 3, 2013
Get the Doucheasaurus mug.Someone who is a massive douche bag and keeps wondering why people want to leave thier work section when they keep being a huge douche bag and asshole.
MSgt is a Doucheasaurusrex, he got pissed at me for asking Luis for help then wondered why we all want to get out early.
by Terd furgesson March 12, 2014
Get the Doucheasaurusrex mug.by SyllyGrrl1 December 19, 2010
Get the Douchesse mug.(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.
1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.
1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.
I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.
by Dildhe April 7, 2008
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