Douche

A word, which describes someone who has numerous personality defects, which make them undesirable and unfit for social interaction. These people are repulsive and are likened to a douche, a device used to clean the most unsightly areas of the human body--the asshole and the pussy, which, not by coincidence, are words often used interchangeably with the world "douche" to describe such a person. Characteristics of a douche, include but are not limited to being cocky, pompous, self-centered, selfish, mean-spirited, and of course, being an asshole or a pussy, as mentioned earlier.

That guy in the Camero is such a douche, I can smell his Drakkar even with my windows rolled up. His own mother must hate him. What an asshole/pussy.

by nartmot July 15, 2009

Douche

Kanye West post VMA awards, after dissing Taylor Swift, has become the definition of douche

That douche interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douche!!

by wari September 19, 2009

douche

Pronounced "doosh"

*Vaginal cleaning item.
*An offense-purpose word toward a person.

"You're such a douche!"

by Dave April 16, 2004

douché

A variation of the well known word in pop culture "touché". While "touché" is used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to congratulate someone on a clever response to an argument, "douché" is used when the person you're arguing with or debating thinks they made a meaningful and clever response, but they really just said something that made them sound like a douchebag and didn't bolster their position at all.

You: This
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!

by bryanwn October 23, 2009

Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

by YOREMA October 27, 2004

douche

someone,who is simply a waste of air,often very stupid,always tells useless things,who nobody really wants to hear

Guy 1:Here comes the new student.

Guy 2:Yeah,he is such a douche in class.

by foursouls1 April 26, 2009

douche

A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!

Mark don't be a douche all the time!!

by M. Milark March 3, 2007