double fucker

A female who has given a parenteral DNA test to her current or ex boyfriend/husband, with the results returning that he is not the father of her baby.

A married male who has fucked someone other than his wife.

Hey, did you see Maury this morning? Every guest on the stage turned out to be a double fucker!

You double fucker! I hope she fucked you well, cause you'll never fuck me again!

by David Hammond January 9, 2009

double-fucktard

Pronunciation duhb-uhl-fuhk-tahrd

{double} twice as large, heavy, strong, etc.; twofold in size, amount, number, extent, etc.: a double portion; a new house double the size of the old one.

{fuck}a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible

{tard}a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

"Like Double-Mint Gum?" "No, like Double-FuckTard!"

-Shady Grady

by Beer Tits July 9, 2009

Double-Star-Fucked

when you make a mistake when typing and do the little *correcty thing, and then you fuck up again, and have to do the correction with two **

aw fcuk
fukc*
FUCK**
"this is a Double-Star-Fucked statement"

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 28, 2009

double puma fucked

When two guys wearing Puma track suits hit on the one available girl at the bar.

I wanted to make a move but she was already getting double puma fucked by the two guys from before.

by Kryweeze May 19, 2009

Double Fish Face Fucked

When two people grab two fishes and double fuck your face with them

She´s getting double fish face fucked! Fucking Gross!

by eyitsmatty January 8, 2022

Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger.

Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.

Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"

Friend Guy 2: "What?"

Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."

Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."

Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."

Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?

Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"

by Chilled Monkey May 26, 2011

Double O To The Mother Fuckin' C

This stands for out of control.

I'm gonna go lay down cause last night was double O to the mother fuckin' C!!

by AllisonWonderland May 21, 2008