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Dorkish phene
Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times and a REALLY ANNOYING person or creature.
Dorkish phene by The Naaayer April 16, 2009
dorfus actuator
(Noun): A technical name that can be applied to any instrument or device in which the correct name and function is not known.
Wife: "Honey, what is wrong with the car; why won't it start?"
Husband: "It looks like we're going to need to get a new dorfus actuator"
Husband: "It looks like we're going to need to get a new dorfus actuator"
dorfus actuator by It's over your head April 22, 2009
Auntie Doris
Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!
Auntie Doris by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023
Doris Day Parking
The ability to pull into an open parking space at the front door of any residence or business destination no matter how busy the street or how large the parking lot.
It's like Tim is in the movies right on queue, no waiting. All the times I've ridden with him to the Mall we park right at the main entrance - Doris Day Parking!
Doris Day Parking by Gartron June 17, 2009
Douche Bag Dorkfish
A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.
Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.
Douche Bag Dorkfish by Mibewt December 29, 2009