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knock on doors 

When in doubt, get off your butt and knock on doors! This is an old saying among detectives, salesmen and politicians.
I told the new guy, get off your butt and knock on doors.
knock on doors by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Homicide Doors 

Automotive doors, mainly used in custom after-market applications, that allow the to doors clear the door opening fully by swinging outward and then rearward in a 180 degree sweeping motion while remaining parallel to the vehicle. The design retains the appeal of the popular Suicide Doors but lessens the danger of accidental opening by using latches on both the front and the rear of the door.
I'm installing Homicide Doors on my truck so my fat girlfriend can get out quickly!
Homicide Doors by Mankandie March 20, 2010

The Doors 

one of the greatest band of all time..headed by jim morrison..had awsome songs that were full of passion and emotion. but there was a lot of drugs involved band was no more after jim morrison died in 1971 from heart failure...but there music is still popular today... THE DOORS ARE FUCKIN ORGASMIC
i creamed myself when i was listening to THE END by THE DOORS
The Doors by bmk December 4, 2003

tight doors 

another way of saying "tight pussy". opposite of loose vagina.
Lisa and i were messing around last night and i couldn't hardly get my dick in her pussy, she got some tight doors.
tight doors by fuckthathotass69 February 6, 2017

knocky nine doors

A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.

There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.
Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!

Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Mahogany Doors by S-money-G-100s January 15, 2013