drooling noodle

the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)

I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.

by EN room 141 April 29, 2011

phone doodling

When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.

Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."

Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"

by axkiocjg577 June 21, 2009

Dooping

When a child or a pet is playfully annoying

Dad said 'no dooping George, go and get your shoes'

The dog was dooping all day

by Scratcher33 June 10, 2018

Duolingovirideochloclamatephobia

The fear of making the Duolingo green owl cry due to failing a lesson.

"Oh no, I think he has duolingovirideochloclamatephobia, don't suggest him to use the app, for he will panic and thus may cause severe brain damage for both sides."

by Duck and dog July 27, 2021

Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.

I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.

by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

Laiku Dowling

A person that has more than one name for his cock simulator, such as War-Head, Grim Reaper, Armageddon, Kamakazie. He has a V-8 6 cylinder powerhouse which delivers over 500 gallons per cumshot. He used his penis to stop Adolf Hitler and Pedo Bear (single-handily).

Laiku Dowling: Unleash the Kraken!
Mia Khalifa: Fill me with your ink!
Laiku Dowling: Fire up the powerhouse!
Madison Ivy: I'm your German bitch!

by Laiku Dowling April 13, 2017

Fiddley doobing

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.

Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?

by SNAKS November 8, 2019