doorgasm

-From Chuck Lorre Vainty Card #130
The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.

I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

drop a doogan

to defecate a large mass of sheeit.

i dropped a doogan on her mom's face, it was nasty.

by tommy February 18, 2004

doopashoe

This is a non-offensive term most commonly used to replace the word "ass" and is often used as a term of annoyance. Can also be used to describe a very foolish or unintelligent individual. This term is purposely meant to not make any sense whatsoever.

"BUDDY, YOU'RE BEING A PAIN IN THE DOOPASHOE!!!"

"Wow, that guy is a total doopashoe."

"Quit being a doopashoe and get over here and help me with this."

by Berray August 23, 2008

Speed (Drugs/Drogas)

Any form, and I mean ANY form of Dopaminergic stimulant. This includes Phenidates, Cathinones, Tropanes, Amphetamines, and other types of Dopaminergic stimulants such as Modafinil. The first definition was VASTLY incorrect, because it missed much of the definition.

"Damn! This Focalin is some speedy shit! Got me geeked up! No wonder you called it Focaine, and charged me 30 bucks a pop!"

"No wonder everyone gets their speed from you, Joji. This shit is the truth!"

"Mierda, Jorgè! Estos son algunos reales drogas/drugs! Tu velocidad es genial!"

"Jesus Christus, your speed is wonderful!"

"Schisse! Deine Geschwindigkeit ist großartig!"

Speed (Drugs/Drogas)

by Dementia Enthusiast July 18, 2019

doogan flop

(v.) {do· guhn} to flop one's doogan; an exultation of exuberance. 00:10 standardized international doogan flop time.

"Is 12:10, time to flop doogan, yes?"
"Doogan flop is good cardio."

by Silver Snakes October 24, 2007

Reverse Doogan

The practice of taking a dump whilst sat facing the wrong way on the toilet. The turd is then left hidden underneath the lower toilet seat, so that it can't be seen until the next person has actually sat down and started their business.

Alice was shocked to find herself actually peeing all over the reverse doogan left there earlier by her flatmate

by Pierreluigi88 July 7, 2008

doogan

a fat, dense, Jurassic piece of feces. Always sinks straight to the bottom and often leaves streaks on your toilet basin.

oh snaps, that steak sandwich I just ate is going to be a vicious doogan.

by Cod July 18, 2006