Michael
Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all
humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more
casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.
Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."
Guy
1: "
Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick
spray some DooDoo Feces."