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The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
by T Unit July 20, 2008
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when you punch a person in the back of the head while fucking from behind (Doggy.) The punch should make the person tense-up, thereby constricting anal or vaginal passage and feeling good.
Did, you hear? Jason donkey punched Katie and said it felt amazing!
by Chipnuts February 19, 2009
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A.)A sexual position, used commonly among gay men where one male puts himself into a doggie style formation, while the other stands opposite riding his rear.

B.)When this kid matt makes sweet love to his pet donkey.
A.)Hey bro matt donkey punched eddies mom, Sick!

B.)Bro matss at it again with the donkey punching! Sick mother mother bad sommomma bitch.
by Johnathan Jones October 24, 2007
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When a guy is doing a chick in the ass, and he randomly slaps her in the back of the head causing her to tighten her ass severly.
"I donkey punched this chick last night, her ass was super tight."
by mzval May 18, 2005
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A very difficult to research sex act seems to find its way around. I experienced it and can't say i recommend it but essentially the partner gives a sharp rap on the head of varying force until it disorientates then pressing very firmly on her low back or sacrum he continues to have yet harder anal sex to enhance his orgasm, they don't seem to care if you orgasm.if you get both a pink sock and donkey punched you should hustle your self off to therapy.
since it was Friday it was also donkey punch night i don't think we are going out much more this isn't healthy
by DaynaS October 29, 2008
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When one person bends over and the other person forces their fist into the other persons anus, causing it to penetrate them.
'Shaun donkey punched Emma in the 20p toilets'
by Bre nig. November 5, 2006
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When you punch someone in the cunt so hard that they die!
by asdadsfasdfs September 5, 2007
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