Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.
Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.
P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.
P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.
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Domestic prostitution- When one trades sex in exchange for housing, food, utilities, possibly car insurance. Differing from one who trades sex directly for cash. Can an unspoken agreement or the John can be completely unknowing. Domestic prostitutes often lack morals and or integrity.
To avoid working a regular job, Jane starts having sex with John (whom she does not have feelings for). Because she knows that he will pay her bills and she won't have to work a job. (Domestic-In home, Prostitute-Person who has sex for money=Domestic prostitution)
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Get the domeslug mug.Originally used in first person shooter games to describe shooting another players head. Can be used to describe the act owning in an activity in general(doesn't HAVE to be a headshot if its good enough ownage)
As a verb, I totally domesnaxed that mother fucker when he peaked Long A.
As a adjective, Wow man that was so domesnax, he couldn't do anything but die when you saw him.
As a noun*witnessing or enducing a headshot/ownage of somebody" (DOMESNAXXXXXX!!)
"Give him the snax, I think hes hungry"
As a adjective, Wow man that was so domesnax, he couldn't do anything but die when you saw him.
As a noun*witnessing or enducing a headshot/ownage of somebody" (DOMESNAXXXXXX!!)
"Give him the snax, I think hes hungry"
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