Foos yer Doos

Scottish Slang for

"How you doing?"
"What's up?"
"How's life treating you?"

etc.

"Foos yer Doos, i'day?"

translation: "How you doing, today?"

by Midgemus June 7, 2009

Doos-Vom

Taking a really stubborn shit that it stretches your ring so hard it makes you vomit.

M got home from a night on the piss and decided to take a dump, it was so huge he couldnt handle it and blew chunks in the sink. He Doos-Vom'd

by Opt123 August 23, 2009

DOOSH

A douche, but spelled as if it were a nerf product.

Guy 1: Dude you wanna toss the DOOSH around?
Guy 2: No dude, that's gross.

by Cum 5 April 27, 2008

doos

(South African vulgar English slang. Derived from Afrikaans. Literally means "box", slang term for a vagina. Extremely pejorative.)

(Pronounced to rhyme with the English words "do us")

A very stupid, obstreporous, despicable, disagreeable person, often a male. An "asshole" or "dickhead".

Example 1: "Ag, that ouk is a real doos, ek se."

Translation: "Man, that guy is a real asshole, I'm telling you."

Example 2: "Listen, stop being such a doos."

Translation: "Listen, stop being such a foolish idiot."

by david lincoln brooks November 19, 2010

Doosie

a thing which is an extreme example of its type

"That next step is a Doosie!" (said to someone about to step off a cliff)

by punissuer September 18, 2008

dodosexual

dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter

girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo

by Mentosana April 18, 2021

dookster

ultimate king

a:he is such a dookster
b:i know thank goodness his paps dies so know he is the king
a:no he is the dookster

by muhammed sanneh July 1, 2011