dodgeball

i would risk my life in a game of dodgeball.
by whitney September 30, 2003
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dodgeball

badass sport being banned by schools for the crime of teaching survival skills
Dorks and the fat have their place, and it isn't on a dodgeball field.
by Shawn E. May 03, 2003
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dodgeball

A game in which the object is to make the members of the opposing side cry. In an on-going effort to stop nature's selection it's now illegal.
I put little suzie in a wheel chair after that game of dogeball.
by Mike October 22, 2003
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dodgeball

A game often enjoyed by well meaning kids. Often encouraged by sadistic gym teachers in a disguised effort to punish the students that they don't like.
Little Bobby likes playing dodgeball, but not at school where the coach puts all the big kids on one team.
by Super Gerbil December 19, 2003
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Dodgeballer

Someone who is so damn cool they like to throw balls at each other and dress up stupid, and then get rather drunk in the apres-dodgeball activities.
Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be a dodgeballer...
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Forget actors and pop stars, I wanna find me a dodgeballer to love...
by Patches O'Stedlihan April 08, 2011
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dodgeball

A excellent game in which two teams try to eliminate each other by tagging opposing players "out" with an inflatable rubber ball. A player is out if he is struck by a ball before it bounces or if he throws the ball and an opposing player catches it before it bounces. If a ball bounces, it is considered out-of-play until it is thrown again.
A lot of useless liberals who call themselves "physical education teachers" are trying to turn children into pansies by outlawing dodgeball. These idiots, who never should have been certified to teach in any state, don't realize that dodgeball does NOT destroy self esteem. Dodgeball is nothing more than a REALLY FUN GAME!
by Pissed Off Paul October 17, 2003
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dodgeball

why i started smoking pot and cutting gym class because they outlawed this great game that allows people to take out their rage with a rubber ball.
I cant clock Tim anymore cuz they outlawed dodgeball. now i smoke pot and cut class
by trashisyummy April 22, 2011
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