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Doing-a-Fairclough

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.
I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough
by mattlumb November 13, 2010
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Doing a Dan

Doing a Dan means not have any work to do. Mostly used in the IT industry where "doing a Dan" means having an empty calendar and not much to do.
Greg: hey, what's your plan for today?
Milan: aah, I am quite busy, I have to do some plumbing, then lunch and might play some games.
Greg: You doing a Dan then, good on ya
by romtom September 1, 2021
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The OC boat docking

"The OC boat docking"

Da-ohh-sea bow-ta dak-ing

Verb

The OC boat docking is similar but not to be confused with its sexual counterpart that is the space docking. Where, these two differ is the act before deficating into a vagina. With the space docking one just shits into a participating women's vagina. Much like a space shuttle docking at a space station. The OC boat docking involves releasing ones booze filled urine from a night of pounding natural lights and fireball into the participating females puss hole. Following this act of R. kelly like style urination

the male then lines up his turd cutter with the females frontal butthole I.E vagina and then he releases his old bay infested turds into her pee filled sex hole. Much like a boat docking into a boat slip outside of The Strangler on a Sunday. This sex move derives it's name from the shore side town of Ocean City, Maryland. It's origin is said to have begun from a house on lark lane on a "sonny" day. Now, widely popular. You can hear tales of the OC boat docking throughout the mid-Atlantic.
Mitch"Bro, did you hear about what Turbo Tom pulled off last night?"

Jake "no"

Mitch" he pulled of the OC boat docking, there was a fucking mess everywhere"

Jake "hell yea, to the moon bro"
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Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).
"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"
by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006
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When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018
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Doting

When someone pays a lot of attention to their boyfriend/girlfriend, cares for them, is kinda clingy towards them, and just in general loves them a lot.
Tim is definitely doting on Katelynn.
by Not-so-tiny-tim July 14, 2010
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Doing a Monty

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011
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