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dixons

The shittiest British electrical company in business. They will screw up any order you place and lie to you completely about it. Their website, CS, help and delivery ALL SUCKS. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM.
PERSON A: Hey man I heard dixons were delivering your 26" LCD TV on friday after you paid £5 for premium delivery
PERSON B: No they fucked up, so I paid £5 for a delivery a week late. I'm getting a refund
PERSON A: THOSE FUCKERS I BET THEY LIKE RECEIVING PENIS IN THEIR BUTTOCKS
by James_UK February 28, 2008
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The Dixon

A running event, consisting of (1 Bud and 1 1200 meter run), repeated 12 times. To honor Rod Dixon, who could chug a beer and then run a 2:08 marathon (Yeah, that is fucking fast). Official quote- "There is no shame in not finishing, only not trying"
"Did you find some pussy at The Dixon last night?, because those girls were primed"

"Fuck no man, I had to roll out 12"
by Cakes800 December 4, 2007
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Dixonized

When a sergeant from another shift volunteers you to work the hospital.
Wade just got Dixonized by the 3rd shift sergeant! I bet he never shows up to work early again!!!
by Mr. Pedro Gonzales October 24, 2008
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dixon

a guy that cheats on most of his girlfriends, and wanks over his dads gay fest dvds.
Dixon: I was once watching porn, and this bit came up and it was like a gay fest, I couldnt fast forward it. so I watched it
Me: *gasp*
by gay fest dvd March 2, 2004
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dixon

the word you call your little siblings when your really angry
shut up you "dixon"
by Kevin December 9, 2003
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Cory Dixon

A tiny "man" with a tiny penis.
I have a blind date tonight. I hope he's not a Cory Dixon.
by PFGRIC April 10, 2015
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Daryl Dixon

MOST HOT, SEXY, AMAZING, LOVABLE, SWEET, AND KIND HEARTED CHARACTER THAT EVERYONE LOVES!!!!!! HE IS ALSO AN AMAZING SURVIVOR IN AMC'S THE WALKING DEAD
Daryl Dixon the walking dead sexy hot lovable sweet kind-hearted
by superwholockian_ January 8, 2014
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