Jersey Divorce

Ending a marriage by the violent murder of a spouse.

Bob Jersey Divorce 'd his wife, he "accidentally" ran her over with his Camaro.

by Kev H August 11, 2007

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Divorce

An ugly thing that hurts more than one of the parents. It can break a young child's heart. See the example below!

Mom: Billy, your father and I are getting a divorce.

Dad: Now, don't think this is all about you.

Billy: It was me! I was the one who killed the cat.

Mom: Not true. Pooders fell of a cliff.

Billy: Will you still live with each other?

(Mom and Dad glance at each other.)

Mom: No I'm sorry. Daddy is moving out.

Billy: Why?
(runs up to bedroom)

by kebsturr March 19, 2009

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Texas Divorce

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.

Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.

by Doodlebug September 1, 2006

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Facebook Divorce

When your spouse deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

My wife saw the comments I made on Marissa's profile and Facebook divorced me.

by MLandry March 22, 2009

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Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty)

An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.

Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."

That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).

by MintagedVortex January 10, 2011

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