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Divine Beauty

When a girl is as beautiful as nature itself this is the highest honor of beauty a girl can recieve.
Loni Thibault is of such Divine Beauty its amazing :D
by Brokensky112 May 1, 2011
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desk diving

A term used in the watch collecting community to refer to scuffs, scratches, and wear to a watches bracelet received while sitting at an office desk. These marks are considered normal wear and tear and are usually received while typing as the bracelet rubs the desk. The term comes from the popularity of diving watches that are worn not for diving purposes, but for aesthetic ones in the office.
This watch looks brand new except for some desk diving marks on the bracelet.
by watchguy23 October 29, 2008
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divineline

A delusion wherein the sufferer believes they have a direct and special line to God.
No shit, his divineline is always hooked-up.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018
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Solo Aviators Division

Masturbating in an airplane when above one mile high.
Jenny didn't manage do join the mile high club, but she did join the Solo Aviators Division!
by I'mAnonymous October 3, 2009
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dumpster diving

Got me a Dell 4300S, iMac G3, dell laser printer, Compaq Deskpro P2 400MHZ, SCSI optical drive, subwoofer, DV9000 I parted out, shitload of keyboards and mice
Me; Look what I found dumpster diving

Parents; what?

Me; iMac G3

Parents' bet it dosen't work

Me; I bet it does

Parents; Prove it works

*parents speechless
by irulethe70s 1 November 19, 2011
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divine rapier

The Divine Rapier was granted by God himself to the rebels in the War of the Magi. Ends games
Sentinels: we're boned, our middle just got taken down

Keeper of the Light: its ok guys, i got the ultimate weapon *makes divine rapier*

*dies to Magina*

Sentinels: OMFG NOOB
by Ezalor September 10, 2006
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The Aubrey Plaza Division

The difference in what qualifies as sarcasm to women, when compared to what is considered sarcasm to men.

A man's use and recognition of sarcasm refers to a witty, clever, or smart-ass response or comment. This type of remark is used to mock, satirize, make humorous, express frustration with a conversation, etc. It is given with a derisive tone or affectation. A man who is sarcastic is smart, well thought out, and quick witted.

What qualifies as sarcasm among women is simply a response or comment that would be considered normal and completely bland within the conversation that it is a part of. However, solely the use of a mocking tone or affectation in a woman's voice allows them to label their response or themselves as sarcastic. Women who view themselves as sassy, or sarcastic will try to work this tone into conversation often, even though the content of their response was not quick witted or clever in any way.

In short: For men, sarcasm is about the content of the comment. It can be provocative but is always sharp, clever and can show the speaker to be intelligent and humorous.

For women, sarcasm is an ordinary, even sometimes dull response that is given in an ironic or mocking tone. No type of biting or quick content is used in this kind of comment.
Talk show host: "When do you think you'll decide to move away from the type of role you've most commonly been cast in?"
Aubrey Plaza: "I don't know, maybe at some point in the future" (spoken in a condescending tone while looking away from the interviewer to appear disinterested)
As opposed to:

Talk show host: "When do you think you'll decide to move away from the type of role you've most commonly been cast in?"
A man: "I don't know, maybe the same day you decide you don't like talking to a camera every night to try and make strangers laugh at you". (spoken in a biting yet humorous tone, to inform all parties that the comment is meant to be taken playfully)

Viewer: " Hmm, I don't think a man would be considered sarcastic if he gave the same response as she just did, people would probably think he was boring. Oh well, just another example of the Aubrey Plaza division at work!"
by EskimoSnowtreader July 23, 2019
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