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International dishwasher day

Also known as the international sandwich maker day, March 8th is here to remind all women that they are just property/objects that all men own!
Person 1: yo it's international dishwasher day
Person 2: oh I'll make sure I remind Jessica, she hasn't been doing the dishes lately!
by The_best_jew March 8, 2019
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loading the dishwasher

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.
by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004
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Swedish Dishwasher

When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.
Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.
by matty tee September 30, 2010
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purple monkey dishwasher

A parody of the game 'telephone' used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words "purple monkey dishwasher."
Nora's pregnant with Greg's baby after sleeping firt with Tony, John and Barney...but she's telling Tim it's his due to their fling at Thanksgiving....purple monkey dishwasher.
by Jax Bak January 20, 2010
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Dispatcher

One who dispatches calls. Usually has a tough look and takes no B.S. from no one. The captain of the ship, if you will. The one in charge.
Man, that Tim guy is so bad ass. He should be our dispatcher for the evening.
by 17willienilly9 January 22, 2009
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Dishwater

This can also be used as a term for a bad cup of tea where you haven't left the teabag in for long enough.
The opposite to this is bulls blood where you may have added too many teabags or just left the teabag in to stew.
What's this? Dishwater?!
by djfuego January 7, 2017
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dirty dishwasher

When you are performing anal on someone and you pull out your penis and have then perform oral.
I was banging this chic in the ass, and I pulled it out and she gave me a dirty dishwasher.
by EZ August 1, 2003
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