cordial distress

A terrible rock band with shitty music and uncreative lyrics. Their name literally means heart attack 😒

Tom- "Hey did you see that Cordial Distress concert? It was so ass"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"

by ColeDass69 February 21, 2021

dispressed

To be under a great deal of obvious stress. When you are dispressed, your are both, distressed and depressed at the same time.

Hey, Mary, what's the matter, you look rather dispressed after that subtitling review meeting?

by Kenneth Lobo October 15, 2005

medical distress

The term police use when trying to cover up the fact that they just killed a man for no goddamn reason.

Dude did you hear about George Floyd? Yeah, the Minneapolis police claimed he went into medical distress after they publicly murdered him.

by Who Watches The Watchmen? May 29, 2020

damsel in distress

whininy bitch in need of a smacking.

damn that damsel in distress needs to stfu.

by jf1288 August 30, 2004

Dispressing

A thoroughly unenjoyable mix of a distressing and depressing situation

Awh man I lost my smokes

Thats Dispressing

by adding needed words January 17, 2011

DistressingDamsel

DistressingDamsel is a kind Twitch streamer who lives in New York City who plays Jackbox with her Twitch community and she also dresses up as Elsa from the movie "Frozen", she also enjoys video games at a 10 and plays them at a skill level of 4. She likes the Jackbox game "The Wheel Of Enormous Proportion", as of currently she has 422 Twitch followers

Follow DistressingDamsel's Twitch, DistressingDamsel has fun streams.

by DireClaw June 7, 2023

beast in distress

The male version of damsel in distress, but when a male is capable of being independent but instead blindly follows a girl he has affections for.

Aiden is such a beast in distress, he shouldn't do everything maddie tells him to do.

by captkenn August 2, 2017