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disappear paradox

The idea that if you supposedly went back in time to pick yourself up, and went back with yourself in the future, and something prevented you from going to the past (death, coma, etc), you would disappear from the time frame entirely, due to the fact that if you dissapeared in the past, you would dissapear in the future.

However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
Disappear Paradox:
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
by Someone Personson June 20, 2007
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disabledsenses

A mineman who pvps really good & is considered the best at the game.
Disabledsenses is the best!
by Kevin Juron July 28, 2018
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Weapon Of Mass Disappearance

A highly destructive explosive that according to George Bush, was a common fixture in every Iraqi household. However, upon searching for sed weapons, they disappeared.
Dubya: The Iraqi's have WMD's!
The Rest Of The World: WMD otherwise known as Weapons of Mass Disappearance.
Dubya: Uhhhhh (pause for terrible effect) What?
by Homie G October 3, 2004
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disappressing

Disappressing is an adjective. It is a combination of the words disappointing and depressing. It is used to describe something that is both disappointing and depressing at the same time.
Love is very disappressing, especially during a break up.
by blukittygeek December 9, 2012
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disabled george

George is a 'silly' disabled boy. he always has capsicum for lunch, and chews it with his mouth open. discostang.
he is often rude in an attempt to blend in with the normal children, trying to be funny.
his style of movement resembles that of a lanky teenager who has just slipped, flailing to grab a hold of something to prevent their fall.
me: jeez Derek you're such a cLutZz
Derek: I know right? I'm a total disabled george!
by pooberty r0x November 16, 2019
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Disabled Ostrich

Disabled Ostrich is a discord moderator for Disabled Football Clan (DFC)

In August 2021 out of the blue Disabled Ostrich is an ariana grande fan noone expected him to be an ariana grande fan but hey you do you 🤷 ♂️
by unkown shush ok bruh October 12, 2021
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Comments disabled

A phrase seen at the bottom of videos to indicate that whoever created the video has truly fucked up.
Exceptions to this are if they were protesting the structural changes that happened to youtube in the past in which users were required to have a google+ account to post comments or if they were tired of people spamming their comments section with spam links.
I see the comments disabled. Now let's see what they fucked up
by Farisvir_22 September 23, 2019
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