dicklomatic immunity

Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.

My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.

by Bongman7 October 16, 2006

diplomadick

one who is objective in their acceptance of one's dick, not judging the physical characteristics that one cannot help.

Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

vagina diplomat

1. Describes a man who is especially skillfull in unravelling the female mind, and can secure, through clever negotiation, consistently attractive sex partners. Also known as a playa-pimp.

"Shit, Mark is a real vagina diplomat. DId you see the piece of ass he took home last night?"

by oShun May 15, 2006

Diplomats

The leaders of new hip hop, and Purple City Byrd Gang, aka Dip Set got the rap game on lock. Led by Cam'Ron, they include Jim Jones, Juelz Santana, Un Kasa, JR Writer, SAS, J'ha J'ha, Freeky Zeeky.

Yo Check out the new Diplomats Album, its that hot fire

by Malcolm Church April 30, 2005

diplomate

to comfort with a penis

after watching the notebook, jim diplomated the shit out of suzie.

by sddawgs February 14, 2008

Diplomadick

Being able to negotiate with someone and yet still tell them to go eat a dick.

I initiated diplomadick contact with the other alliance leader last night. We might help them after he eats a dick.

by Hawen December 28, 2021

Diplomateyiohip

Diplomateyiohip- That one annoying who steals all your jokes and says that it’s theirs

“Omg Mathew your such a diplomateyiohip”
“Bro so all you do is steal jokes from the internet? Such a diplomateyiohip”

by ToastyBanana March 26, 2021