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Ding Dong Ditching 

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.
/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./

Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce 

When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.
Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.

Hurricane Ding Dong 

A rare and difficult sexual act involving a simultaneous sneeze, organsm and defecation. Also known as the Chicago Oreo.
Man, I did it! A feather, a cup of coffee and my girl and I finally did the Hurricane Ding Dong. Wrecked the sheets though.

famalama ding dong boom 

A description of your homies who are mostly twats.
For example: Hi Alfie Famalama Ding Dong BOOM!

Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick 

Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.
A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.

White fudge ding dong 

What to call a white guy's dingleberry after anal sex.
Anne loves a white fudge ding dong before going to sleep.
White fudge ding dong by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017