mad dolphin

When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.

"Bro your ass smells!". "Don't tell me you're not impressed with that mad dolphin!"

by Pitou1093 May 7, 2013

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

wounded-dolphin

a sexual act performed by men during intercourse in which the man puts his finger in the hole that his member is not in and feels his dong through the tissue.

When I was slamming her in the ass I put my finger in her snooch and felt my dong, I pulled the "wounded-dolphin" on that bitch!

by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009

Flog the Dolphin

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

by bill gates February 6, 2003

Bell Delphine Bathwater

Aids

"I wanna buy some of dat Bell Delphine Bathwater"

by Destructor of Capitalism July 23, 2019

Belle Delphine

She sells cancer water

bro 1: I just bought belle Delphine’s bath water

Bro 2: don’t drink it or you’ll be poisoned

by Nico Nico ni~ July 10, 2019

dolphin legs

The feeling of a woman's leg after it has been freshly shaved and moisturized.

Feel my dolphin legs! I just shaved!

by gabrakadabra01 November 20, 2013