dicktorus

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.

Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus

by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011

Distortion

An effect used it many rock songs (Think Nirvana) that makes a guitar sound loud, gritty, and much more 'heavy hitting'

In 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' the opening riff is played clean twice then distortion kicks in.

by Paul April 22, 2004

dictorany

Word made up by Devin that proably has to do with something dirty. Also could be a misspelling of dictionary, or about the tyranny of d**ks. Hard to say, but in this case I'm sure it's urban. (:

Devin: "Lol got to love urban dictorany. Looked up my name. Made me laugh so much"

by Row-Z July 8, 2011

dikfor

spoken as a joke to get person called the adj. to ask "whats a dikfor

"you dikfor"
"whats a dikfor?"
"bend over ill show you"

by jeff p (drunkinhick) July 25, 2004

Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD)

A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.

I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).

by smurfettish May 12, 2010

dictoris

A penis created from a womans clitoris during a female to male sex change operation.

In preparation for his dictoris, Chasity started taking testosterone and began to look more and more like Charles.

by brandon215 January 10, 2011

an effigy distorted

Metal band from Orlando, Florida. These guys formed in 2010, and haven't recorded ANYTHING until 2012. They, along with all of their fans, agree that they suck, yet they're still around and people (like me) still go to their shows for no good reason.

" hey you know that band An Effigy Distorted?"
" yeah i went to their last show, they sucked, can't wait for the next one!"

by hoodlemaster February 3, 2012