Divorce

An ugly thing that hurts more than one of the parents. It can break a young child's heart. See the example below!

Mom: Billy, your father and I are getting a divorce.

Dad: Now, don't think this is all about you.

Billy: It was me! I was the one who killed the cat.

Mom: Not true. Pooders fell of a cliff.

Billy: Will you still live with each other?

(Mom and Dad glance at each other.)

Mom: No I'm sorry. Daddy is moving out.

Billy: Why?
(runs up to bedroom)

by kebsturr March 19, 2009

Texas Divorce

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.

Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.

by Doodlebug September 1, 2006

Facebook Divorce

When your spouse deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

My wife saw the comments I made on Marissa's profile and Facebook divorced me.

by MLandry March 22, 2009

Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty)

An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.

Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."

That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).

by MintagedVortex January 10, 2011

divorce

from the latin meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.

by fairy nuff September 23, 2003

spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

by kajoe August 28, 2006

Divorce/Breakup Olympics

When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.

Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!

by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010