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Brandon. Anything to do with Brandon.
Brandon: But I love you.
J: Dickslap.
Brandon: But I love you!
J: Dickslap.
by CeeCee August 17, 2003
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"That was about a 600 foot dickslap"
by SharperRock June 2, 2017
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Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.
by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022
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Sex act, where a classy broad like myself takes the cock out of her mouth and slaps her cheek, then lips or neck and chest.
My boy turns into such a little pussy when I dickslap him. It's mah move!
by LoRr December 14, 2004
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Sabrina:
Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!
by Mary Kaye April 21, 2008
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To dress down, or otherwise verbally scold.

Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.
"They've violated the terms of our contract, perhaps a little dickslap is in order"
by OKI'llgobacktoworknow September 27, 2004
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dickslapper/dickslap
1. Term used to describe a homosexual. They usually enjoy pounding asses.
2. refers to one a less intelligence, used as a come back to a stupid sexual reference.
3. to jerk one's self
That Dickslapper stole my last banana.
by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006
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