Dickmolished

When two people are playing ping pong and a hit strikes one of the players in the dick

Dude, jimmy lost in ping pong last night after he got dickmolished by sandra

by @mickyminaj July 18, 2015

Dickolosis

Scoliosis of the penis

He took his pants off and I need a road map to navigate the turns of his dickolosis.

by Dirtywine December 16, 2018

soft diagnosis

A sensible diagnosis that has not yet been confirmed through comprehensive testing.

My cat has a soft diagnosis of cancer but I can’t afford all the tests to see for sure.

by bashasrus666 June 6, 2018

Dickness

The essence of dick

Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.

by KemperHoeDoes May 8, 2011

diagnosis whore

Someone who collects mental diagnoses to gain sympathy.

Sarah: Melissa says she has bipolar disorder, dissociative disorder, and generalized anxiety disorder.

Heather: Melissa is such a diagnosis whore!

by JasmineSarahHeather December 30, 2008

dicktosis

an offensive odor originating from the male genital region. i.e. a stank wang

Jamal is a fine ass brother, but Shanikwa refused to fuck with him after she got a whiff of his dicktosis.

by H-Squared April 20, 2008

dicktoss

Someone who is annoying, frustrating another or obnoxious.

You are such a dicktoss.

by digitok May 20, 2004