Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.

Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?

by pwnissa June 21, 2009

Dickling

1. A penis before circumcision
2. A smaller than average penis (flaccid and/or erect)

Dr. Pepper: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Pibb, it's a boy!
Mr. Pibb: Thank God... now circumcise his dickling!

by stp523 December 17, 2008

dicknigger

(adj.) A compound curse used to insult or describe someone. This word was coined from recreational use, and is not actually meant to be used as a racist term.

Shut the fuck up, dicknigger.

by llluminati July 27, 2008

dicklicker

someone who kisses up to someone

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker

by johs May 24, 2008

Dickline

A period of time in which a person gets significantly less sex than usual; a decline in one's sex life.

"Now that Jim and I broke up, my life has been on the dickline, if you know what I mean."

"There has been a slight dickline in my sex life lately."

by StarQueenBitch April 11, 2010

Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012