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Dickstinger

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.
"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."
by Fascinus December 8, 2022
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dickflinger

a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.
a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.
by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004
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Dick Finger

The smell you get on your finger after touching the tip, when you're done masterbating.
I gotta stop touching the tip of my junk after wacking off.. I got total Dick Finger!
by Jodelle Michelle April 26, 2015
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dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays
you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger
by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011
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Tommy Dick Finger

Someone who has fingers as wide as a dick
I gave her the Tommy Dick fingers and she started moaning
by CS "You Turkish" May 19, 2016
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suck my middle dick finger

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks
by Emma Lee Rosa April 9, 2017
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Dickingaroundedness

Adjective - the act of dicking around, messing around, doing something one is not supposed to be doing, ignoring the task at hand.
You and your friend are playing ping pong and your friend keep smashing the ball off the table just to tick you off. You say, "I've about had it with your dickingaroundedness."
by xClary12 October 6, 2011
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